About every other year, I create something original (art, writing, or both), mass-produce it, and give it to friends. Lucky for you, it’s an on year. But this one would cost a fortune to print, so I’m gifting it as a funny little eBook.
A month ago, I wrote a choose-your-own-adventure story called Surviving the Anaconda for a school event. Once it was written, I figured I might as well do something with it, so I expanded it a bit, gave it a format and design, and wrote a few silly snake poems to tack onto the end. Page 2 includes more technical instructions on how to navigate the document. Don’t be intimidated by the length of the book because all those pages are just spacing for separate options in the choose-your-own adventure; it shouldn’t actually take more than a few minutes to play one round.
If you’re afraid of snakes or you don’t appreciate a dark sense of humor… then this book may not be for you. Hint: most readers do not survive the anaconda, at least not the first time.
So… merry Christmas? And good luck out there! Let me know how you die or survive.
View or download the book here: surviving-the-anaconda
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